Preorder my Ebook – “Almost Meri’ed”

preorder-now  You can go to my website now and preorder my ebook. The title is “Almost Meri’ed”. I credit Lindsay for that one. We had been throwing book titles around on group chat on my phone with about 20 of our friends. And one 3am text said “Thank god you are still single. You almost got Meri’ed” The rest is history. It was the one book title that made me laugh and stuck out for being real and truthful. It kind of sums up the whole book. I did almost get married. And well, Meri’ed.

I’m using Paypal as the payment processing for 2 reasons. You get to feel secure about ordering my ebook. And you also have the option to get a refund if you either don’t like or don’t feel it’s worth the price.

After a month of arguing with my book publisher we agreed to sell my ebook for $6. I think $1 a month for my story is fair. I think $6 is a good price for a first time author of a book that has almost 200 pages. I worked hard. I would think anyone who really wanted to buy this book can come up with $6.

There are stories, photos, more text snippets, and a lot of things that I have never shared with anyone about my affair. Some great insight into what lead me to falling in love with a married woman and how it felt ending it with such public attention.

The ending is not at all what you expect. It’s a huge twist and surprise. One you have to read all the way through to understand. I worked really, really hard on this. And I’m proud of it.

It’s not a TELL ALL. Anyone that says that it is, is both wrong and really wrong. I’m not interested in spilling deep dark secrets and I do know a few. This is a love story. It’s my love story and my experiences. It is funny in some parts, it’s very humbling. It’s a great story. I think a lot of people will be able to connect with it and maybe learn somethings they never thought about love.

We are working on cover art now. It’s going to take a while for that. I am very, very picky about that.

I hope you buy my ebook! I can’t wait for all of you to read it.

Thanks everyone! Love ya’ll!

About Samuel

Single dad of 4 beautiful kids, Heston & Alex my twin boys, and my daughters Peace and Sky. Dad of 2 angel babies in Heaven, Ryan and Talon. Divorced. Semi-retired app developer, business partner, Commercial Real estate investor, Chicago Bears & Chicago Cubs fan, vegan, lifelong Catholic, voting independent party member, guitar playing singer who owns a dog, and 2 cats. We live in beautiful Denver, Colorado. I started my first blog Janaury 1st, 2012. Official owner of and @NotBatmanYet Twitter account.
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  1. why can’t I find the link to order the book? I don’t see it on the left as indicated to another poster…thanks

  2. where will we be able to purchase the hardback cover?

  3. I live in ohio, do you by chance know where ill be able to purchase it? Or will i have to order?

  4. I want this book ASAP but id like a hardback copy rather then an EBOOK version, as i dont have an ebook device! If you or someone can email me and let me know some info on if and when a hardback may be out and how i can find them id greatly appreciate it! Im very interested in your story and want to read it as soon as im able lol i will purchase an ebook reader if i had to but i like real books for my shelf. Lol thanks in advance & my email is

  5. Troll account? I follow celebrities I have an interest in, politicians, businesses, my friends, and followed you.

  6. Funny. Like I’d give money to read a book by someone who blocked me on Twitter for NO reason.

  7. Cute title. I may order the book, however a question first – are there actual photos of you Sam, and Meri, together in person? I think that’s what a lot of people have been waiting to see, and to date have not. Have you been waiting to publish your book to provide these finally? If not, why not?

  8. Yes, please publish on Amazon! πŸ‘Can’t wait to read the book!

  9. Yes! Please publish on Amazon!

  10. I thought you was going to sell your book on Amazon. I don’t have paypal πŸ™ Had issues with paypal in the past and don’t use them anymore. Let us know when your book will be on Amazon.

  11. Will we receive it via email?

  12. When do you expect it to be ready for downloading?

  13. Why is it a horrible idea? Most authors are happy to post an excerpt, ask your publisher. You are trying to sell a book. A book that people are mostly interested in because they are having a difficult time accepting your story…

    • I am a first time author. My entire blog is one big excerpt. I have generated enough interest thanks to all of the trolls who have made my story both popular and interesting. Their efforts has backfired in their faces because the people they contact to warn them against me just drives traffic to my website as well as makes people interested enough in my story to buy my book. I used the trolls to get my story out there Lol

  14. So where is the excerpt from the book??

  15. I have to say, I found this whole story facinating. It really had me going for quite awhile. What I can’t understand is why you, “Sam” who are supposedly so successful, a vegan and a Catholic would have stooped to the level of this blog. Additionally, you have gone on to write a book? Why? How do you even have time? If the book is to prove your existence you could have done that long ago. I realize $6 isn’t much for a book but, if you are so successful, you shouldn’t need the money and you could post your proof of existence on your blog.
    People say they don’t believe you are real, that you are really a lady named Jackie. It seems to me if you wanted to prove that untrue you could have done that a long time ago but, thus far I haven’t seen evidence to the contrary.
    I don’t wish ill on anyone but, it would make sense if you “Sam” were real and Meri and the Browns were lying like most reality stars do.
    Again, I would like to request an excerpt from the book? I’m sorry “Cathy” this blog hasn’t really totally convinced me yet : )
    P.S. from what I have read my comment won’t be even make it on the blog, which is too bad because I would actually like to see “Sam” be real.

  16. Paypal link isn’t working – says payments cannot be mad.


  17. I want to read it as soon as it comes out

  18. Awesome, we’ve got 100% proof that your paypal belongs to you, Jackie. Bank routing, dumb ****.

    And by the way, it is illegal to solicit money under false pretenses.
    Best $6 I’ve ever spent. You’re going down, you *** ****.

    ****updated by lindz****
    im just over here like, you do you

    refunded your money and also signed you up for gay porn email lists, thanx for your real email address lol

    this link right here πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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    • This is exactly why the payment goes through PayPal. They make you prove who you are in order to use your account. This is another troll trying to lie.
      Be prepared to see photoshopped and false PayPal things from these people.

      I do not even have a bank account linked to my paypal account so nice try Lol

      Click this


  19. Are the last several months of blog posts not enough of a preview for you?? lol

  20. How about a preview… excerpt from the book???

  21. I just preordered as well. I’ve been following your story through your blog for awhile. I’m excited to read your book!

  22. I just pre-ordered it. I cannot wait to read it!

  23. Hi Sam, I am excited about the book. Will I be able to read it on my Kindle?
    Have a wonderful weekend!

  24. Ah that’s why I couldn’t find it as I’m on my mobile phone (I’m British it’s not a cellphone here πŸ˜‰ )
    Pre ordered now and looking forward to reading it.
    Thanks Sam.

  25. What is the website address to order from please?

  26. Cant wait to read it! =)

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