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adult  Soon we will be adding 102 more voicemails to finish out the set I started with. I had to wait for Lindsay to rework them because the audio quality was crap. She was gone for a month. She had them all on youtube and on my blog as private then we yanked them. It’s been a process. She finished them tonight, put them back on youtube and now they are finally ready to go.

Some of the voicemails are sexually graphic. You will see a popup when you click their links, it will ask you to checkmark a disclaimer stating you are aware it’s adult content and some other warning thing my lawyers will write up. I have to do that by law. I will attach this warning sign in a smaller version right next to those. There are only 10 or so that are that way. The rest are more repetitive I called, call me back and a few of me getting yelled at Lol That was fun to hear again (Not really). Not sure when I will be adding them on here but it will be soon.

I had a dinner party tonight. My 2 cousins, my 2 sons, and my 2 friends. I had Josh and Ellie come by for pizza dinner, cupcake dessert, and we played cards. It was fun. I didn’t win because I’m not very good at cards but we got loud and laughed a lot. Josh won, he was pretty happy about that. Ellie was well liked, my cousin asked why we aren’t still dating. I said she’s too young, I have too much going on, and probably 3 other reasons I won’t mention. Josh took off, I walked Ellie down to her car and we said a different kind of good night that I had expected. It was interesting. We are friends, only friends. But there is still that small hint of something more. I’m going to have to work on that. Friends! That’s all I want. I’m going to be too busy very soon and I don’t want to deal with a relationship.

The babies are coming sooner than we all thought. They are very active, one had the hiccups today I guess. I was at work and missed that. But Son A is down lower and ready to move out anytime. Son B is laying up higher and apparently not ready to move anywhere. Both are doing great. I have finally shortened my list of names and I think I’m getting closer. The one solid name is still in the mix but I get so turned around with it. I think I am for sure calling the oldest one that name, then I change my mind a dozen times. It’s a very important decision to me. I want to pick good names. They last forever.

Work was fine today. I got caught up a little more. I had foster parent class tonight so I left early. It was my turn to stand up and share my story. There was only 6 people in class with me this time so it didn’t take long to explain that

  1. I’m not gay
  2. I’m eventually going to get married at some point and I don’t want to do this on my own forever
  3. I really am not gay
  4. I want kids in my life
  5. This way I don’t have to share custody with anyone and that makes it a lot easier in my life
  6. I’m NOT GAY!

I keep getting asked that because I say I am adopting them on my own. That’s always the first question. It doesn’t offend me at all. I laugh.

I need to do more shopping tomorrow after work and get more thing off of my list. I forgot some important items. The car seats arrived. It was hilarious me and Josh trying to hook them into my Escalade. He told me to have the hospital nurses make sure we did it right. I don’t know, I tugged on them pretty hard and I think we got it in there. But we will see. Those things are harder than you think. I even read the instructions.

Josh told me he would come help me whenever I need a break or if I just wanted help. That was awesome but he also said he plans on teaching them all kinds of awful things to do when they get older so he can be coo Uncle Josh. I told him we are not related and if he teaches my boys awful pranks there won’t be an Uncle Josh or even a Josh around for long Lol I really think they will be teaching each other pranks I doubt they will need help. I’ve watched enough twin youtube videos to see how little boys can be. With 2 of them, no one will fess up who did it and even if they did, I wouldn’t know what to do about it anyway. This is the part of my life where my patience is going to be tested over and over again. I’m ready for it. I know to see them with love, no matter if I’m mad or upset. Just take a step back, pause before I say anything ugly, then love them through whatever.

So tonight we started adding the Arcade back. Lindsay had one arcade on there but it didn’t work so she sent an expletive filled text message and I went with a different arcade plugin Lol It’s working. I have over 80 games but we have to test them out before we add them.

So far Pacman, Tetris and Mario Bros are on there. If you are on a mobile device, click Navigation and you will see Sam’s Arcade. They are flash games so you can not play them on your phones unless you download a FREE browser that will allow you to play flash on your phones.

I played Pacman off and on all day today. Tetris I only played once. Mario I played a few times. I miss playing Pacman. That game was the bomb.com when I was growing up. I even had one of those smaller personal games with the little red joystick. Anyone else have that one? I had Atari growing up. Many a fist fights came from Atari playing Lol My little brother would step in front of the tv and I would pound on him until he moved. Then he would cry I would get the games taken away for a day or two and the next time I played he would do it again. Memories!

It’s getting late, I hope everyone had a great day. Get a good night’s sleep and say your prayers!

God loves you and I love ya’ll too!

About Samuel

Single dad of 4 beautiful kids, Heston & Alex my twin boys, and my daughters Peace and Sky. Dad of 2 angel babies in Heaven, Ryan and Talon. Divorced. Semi-retired app developer, business partner, Commercial Real estate investor, Chicago Bears & Chicago Cubs fan, vegan, lifelong Catholic, voting independent party member, guitar playing singer who owns a dog, and 2 cats. We live in beautiful Denver, Colorado. I started my first blog Janaury 1st, 2012. Official owner of NotBatmanYet.com and @NotBatmanYet Twitter account.
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  1. Just curious, do you not realize you are shooting yourself in te foot when it comes to relationships? You will miss out on many quality women with potential due to posting all of this material that should have remained private. I get Meri apparently betrayed you, but two wrongs dont make a right, as you betrayed her in return. This makes you look petty, immature and not capable of being a husband. Even if you were open to it, Meri would be absolutely insane to take you back after that.

    No woman would look for someone who betrays intimate privacy as potential husband material. People’s’future actions can generally be predicted based on past actions. If you did it to Meri, there is potential for anyone else.

  2. I’ve been watching sister wives for years and she seemed like the most loyal out of all the ” spiritual wives”

  3. Sam. I’ve been reading your blog for a long time- I’ve been really pleased by the growth you’ve shown lately. You’ve been paying it forward, seemed so strong with God, and have been moving on with your life in a really remarkable way.

    Why post these Sam? It seems like a giant step back for you. There’s no reason for these to be public. You’ve got two beautiful little souls on the way- stay focused on them. Would you want them to hear these? Would you want them to know their father caused a woman undue pain by posting them?

  4. Sexual voicemails let’s see Meri lie her way out of this stuff smh

  5. I cant waaaaaaaaaaaaait

  6. Hey Sam I’ve been following your blog and Twitter for months. I can’t wait to hear more voicemails. I didn’t listen to all of the other ones on here but the ones I heard were enough to convince me that Meri was lying about you. She got caught cheating which isnt that big of a deal but the way she is going about it proves how trashy that whole family is. They cant even tell the truth when the truth is right here. And why aren’t they suing you if you are lying? Come on thats the biggest sign that you arent the one playing games with people. I hate that show, I was never a fan, Kody isnt even good looking and Janelle looks like a slob. Hasn’t she been working out for 5 years now? Not even a 10 pound weight loss yet? Hello? Something is not working for her.
    I also wanted to tell you there is a psychotic lady named Shannon uber stalking you all over your accounts lol Her eyes are so bugged out she must snort all kinds of drugs. She refuses to post your name but its obvious she is talking about you. And she keeps referencing you as if you pay attention to everything she says and does. She is collecting money from people to take a cross country trip to stalk you, Lindsay, and Jackie. She wants $3500 from people to road trip it. You might want to call the cops and give them a heads up. Not that she will raise that much money but just in case. Her videos creeped me out I stopped watching them. She keeps saying you are threatening her, yet the only 3 tweets directed at her said No, No thanks, and No. Then I assumed you blocked her because there was nothing else. So where are these threats at? She is really off her marbles. Like seriously crazy lol You might want to install an alarm so she doesnt try to steal one of your babies or something. She is creepy. Just fyi. Glad I was able to catch up I haven’t been reading it for a few weeks. You are finally getting more active on here and I love the new background. Take care Sam. I really enjoy your writing.

  7. Yea, I love me some new voicemails!!!!!!