Book Signings and no baby sightings

   I found this quote that’s my featured image and had completely forgot who Greg Louganis was. I had to Google him. Great swimmer. I remember watching him at the Olympics on tv when I was much younger.

Last night I went downtown to a book signing event. I actually had a lot bigger crowd than I expected. I was surprised. Everyone was very polite, a lot of pictures taken with me. A few videos and one person Facetimed with her friend. I said Hi how are you and did a mini wave and then I listened for about 3 minutes of nonstop OMG I can’t believe you are real Lol That’s my favorite. I love the people who show up just to see if I’m real or not.

Apparently some of my readers look at my blog here because I was asked a lot about Peace. She’s perfect and happy btw. No I do not bring my kids to book signings. No I never will. If my wife shows up, she waits until it’s over and then we walk out separately. If someone was smart they would walk out after us and see us get into the same car. That photo would be work a few grand I’m sure to the &#@)(#@ tabloids. So far so good. I hope my 15 minutes of fame is finally over. We will see when the next season of that awful show comes out. I swear if she milks her lie for Year 3 on there I’m going to be pissed. Get over me already, geez.

I sold 37 books total. 32 of Almost Meri’ed and 5 of Almost Defame’ed. I autographed all of the books and wrote a few nice messages for the people who requested it be for someone else. I try and spell the names right but I can’t always hear how they said it. I try.

We scheduled an hour of book signing which means with about 50 people standing around waiting on me we get to spend a few minutes together and I tell everyone if you wait until I’m done I will take questions. I hate taking questions but that’s part of it. If I take money for the book signing, I have to fulfill what they want.

Every stinking time they ask about Meri and if we still talk. They also ask if I have ever met Kody. They ask what my wife thinks of all of this. They ask about my kids. I’m happy to show them a few photos on my phone but I don’t allow them to photo or video it at all. My kids are on my Facebook. They aren’t for public exposure on the internet. I release what I want to my family and friends. If you are on my Facebook you are someone I trust not to ruin my family privacy. No one has yet and I’m happy about that.

What did happen is someone made a video of me last night and put it on Youtube. Then they also sent me a comment on here that I just found. It has the link and it says He’s real, now everyone stfu Lol That’s how I feel too. All of the efforts of the trolls have done nothing. They have stalked me (Literally), tried to find me, called places I’m at or was just at, continued to harass, stalk, bully, target, spam, and completely lie about the things I say on here. If ya’ll need to twist words into what you think it means, go for it. Or you could just ask me to clarify. I don’t know I guess the first one lets you spend your whole day talking about me and avoiding your own life. I have much better things to do than respond to trolls anyway. Lindsay has done such a good job the past month I have about 7 trolls left out of the 300 + trolls we started out with. 7. And 2 of them have multiple accounts.

I hit the mute/block button and I see nothing. Jack and Biz have really done a great job with the new Twitter anti-bullying TOS rules. You read them, you figure out how to word your report, you report every single thing the troll say to me and within a day or so BOOM, they are either locked up or completely suspended.

The trolls that create a brand new account after their account is gone are complete and total psychopaths. They are also wasting their time bad mouthing me. For what purpose? They are doing nothing to “Stop” anything. I just laugh when Lindsay reads some of the more insane comments to me. I don’t care. I live my life with peace (Hahaha Look at that) and nothing ever bothers me. I love they try to say my wife is fake, my kids are fake. Lindsay said even they think my dog is fake. Really? Where did I get my dog then? How dumb are these women. Avoiding your life but trying to bash mine online, that makes you a loser. You need to get over all of this. The 2 people involved (Meri and myself) have moved on. We are both much happier apart and we want nothing to do with each other. All she does is use me to get more attention for herself. Why? Because that’s good for ratings and it also finally got her husband’s attention. He has no idea at all how to balance a happy life with any of the 4, that’s obvious. They are sad. Look at them. It’s really sad to know how miserable behind the scenes really is in the reality shows. Take the money, take the fame, deal with the bs. I guess that’s their life. I’m so happy not to be apart of any of that. I actually value my privacy over fame and money. That’s why I’m a lot more careful about how I do things now. I hired a professional to teach me and give me tips on what to post, how to post things and how to secure my social media. He was awesome and really taught me how to keep myself and my family safe. That’s why the trolls are so dumb they can’t find my office, my condo or my house. Thank goodness!

Live your life. I am. My life is awesome. I am so happy to be married to my beautiful wife and raise our kids. We laugh all day long at things that go on. Our kids are healthy and loved.

Today we get to take all 3 of them to the doctor. Our pediatrician wants to see and evaluate Peace. He said bring the other 2 in just for a checkup. I will never turn that down. He can look at all 3 and I will know we are okay. My boys love going there. Everyone gives them so much attention. The nurses and office people talk to them and they end up with 3 or 4 stickers on their shirts Lol They are spoiled.

After our appointment I’m taking the boys somewhere fun and Sarah will drive Peace back home. Since our daughter came home I haven’t really had much one on one time with the boys so I promised today I would take them somewhere. It should be easy because they will be in the stroller most of the time. That always makes it easy when I’m by myself. Heather and Brandi offered to go with me but I said the people there doing our tour will help me if I need it. The last time we went somewhere alone one of the girls actually held Alex through the last half of it. He loved it. He kept playing with her hair. I made her go wash her hands before she touched him Lol She said okkkkkayyy then went and did it. When she came back I told her 10 people a day want to hold one of them or both. I’m a germaphobe I just need people to help me not get my kids sick. She understood then. She was also 16 or something so she doesn’t think like a parent.

A long full day of fun. I better get going. I also need to check in on my condos. The crew is there now working on them. There wasn’t much to do other than build up a better wall between them. They knocked down the one we had built and I told them to sound proof it. That way each of the condos can’t hear anything going on. I think that will be a great selling point.

Have a great day everyone! God loves you and I love ya’ll too!

About Samuel

Single dad of 4 beautiful kids, Heston & Alex my twin boys, and my daughters Peace and Sky. Dad of 2 angel babies in Heaven, Ryan and Talon. Divorced. Semi-retired app developer, business partner, Commercial Real estate investor, Chicago Bears & Chicago Cubs fan, vegan, lifelong Catholic, voting independent party member, guitar playing singer who owns a dog, and 2 cats. We live in beautiful Denver, Colorado. I started my first blog Janaury 1st, 2012. Official owner of and @NotBatmanYet Twitter account.
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  1. How do you have signings when no one caries your books?

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